Bendy Straw Vampires

  • The Beginning

  • Meet Danny

  • Take a Bite

  • What a Tool

  • Touche

  • Bam

  • Retson and Evan

  • Foooos

  • Best of Three

  • Lemme Guess

  • Toothpaste

  • Exposition is Boring

  • Moobs

  • Made him Uncomfortable

  • On Contracts

  • Playah Hatahs

  • Daniel Craig is Unattractive

  • As in Baby Kangaroo

  • Gwaaaaa

  • Bloodmobile

  • The Article

  • Presents

  • Way to Make us Feel Bad

  • Casual High-Five

  • Doors

  • Getting out of Trouble

  • Youngins

  • Swimming Lessons are for the Living

  • Brotherly Noogie

  • Magical Disguise

  • Lick Lick

  • Attendance

  • Left Alone and Lonely

  • In Remembrance

  • Hallucination

  • Vampires Totally go to Movies

  • On Crashing Funerals

  • Vampires Create Awkward Silences

  • Lanyards

  • Up on the Rooftop

  • Party Pooper

  • Wrestling Streamers

  • Evan Exits

  • BOO

  • Professionals Acting Professionally

  • Piggyback

  • Cora Has a Warning

  • Demonic Proof

  • Hostage

  • Prone to Moodiness

  • Because Its Your Nickname

  • Great Hair

  • She Prolly Tastes Great

  • Vapid Bimbette

  • Slurping

  • American Accent

  • Just Walk Away

  • Unfair

  • Invite

  • Oomce Oomce Oomce

  • Where The Party At

  • Reality

  • Freaking Basket Of Kittens

  • Everyone Is Happy

  • Cleaning Up

  • I Just Love You

  • Hid In The Guttah

  • Oh Em Gee Drama

  • Oh Silly Joey

  • Ignorance Is Bliss

  • Hypothetically

  • Oof

  • Bothersome Vampires

  • Leviticus

  • On Heaven

  • Three Cute Ones

  • Who Ya Gonna Call

  • To Be Continued

  • Strange Farewell

  • Perv

  • Respected and Feared

  • Child Leash

  • Abandonment Issues

  • Evan is Sexy

  • Sword Fight

  • Ambitions

  • Men are Confusing

  • Making a Move

  • Number

  • Zach Ruins Exposition

  • Real Vamps Have Nice Hair

  • Funeral Home

  • Accent

  • Discovery

  • NecroNancy Sounds Like Six

  • The Threat

  • Rejoice

  • Danny is Annoying

  • Xsssh

  • Strip 100 is Uneventful

  • Ticking Normally

  • Crazy Talk

  • Argument

  • Lesson Learned

  • Nice Save

  • Leader

  • Brain Bagels

  • Twenty-Something Boys

  • Who Cares

  • Prick

  • Sincere The Slayer

  • Trust Issues

  • Diplomacy

  • Not a Ghost

  • Gary is a Creeper

  • Family Meeting

  • American School System

  • Buffet

  • Not Real Unless Facebook is Involved

  • Gossip Monger

  • Enrolling

  • Joey is Real

  • Supermarket Encounter

  • Zach is Rice Cakes

  • Way of the World

  • Chocolate

  • Anniversary

  • No Contract

  • Replacement

  • Walter

  • Ghostly Senility

  • The Puppies Deserved It

  • If Memory Serves

  • Danny is Good for Something

  • Really?

  • Good Point

  • And Post it

  • Bears

  • Cora is Right Again

  • Southern Comfort

  • Feel Sorry for me

  • Denny's Attracts Unhappiness

  • Attached

  • Democratic Demon

  • Late 20's

  • Atonement

  • Sneak Sneak Sneak

  • King of Stealth

  • Abe Lincoln

  • AHA

  • Kristyn

  • Head Injury

  • Danny has a Moment of Clarity

  • Best Vampire Anything

  • Living Forever

  • NOM

  • Taking Danny Seriously

  • Film It

  • A Touching Moment

  • Zach Seems Different

  • Ew

  • The Key is to Live Stress Free

  • In Which Hilarity Ensues

  • Vervain

  • Now-Ish

  • Mother Daughter Relationship

  • Bela Lugosi

  • Cora in Charge

  • Company Kept

  • Pals Heh

  • Employment

  • No Habla English

  • Getting It

  • Ret Has a Good Idea

  • The Drop

  • Vampires Are Not Nice

  • Going to the Hospital

  • I Could Stay

  • POOP Face

  • Moving Out

  • Can I See Your ID

  • And Get Headaches in the Basement

  • So Middle School

  • Stoicism

  • Growing Up

  • Succubus

  • PUT IT BACK IN

  • Oops

  • Deja Vu

  • Distracting

  • But I Won't

  • Keep Your Claws Off

  • Stab Stab Stab

  • The Woods Are Exciting

  • Master Garretscus

  • You Guys Are Great

  • Morbid

  • But If Kris Is There

  • Not So Hostile Take Over

  • Ret's Powers

  • Strip Two Hundred

  • So Yeah

  • Vampires Are Asshats

  • Kris is a Freak

  • Compel Me, Baby

  • You Gonna Finish That?

  • Three Guesses

  • Faking My Own Suicide

  • Never Leave

  • Apathy

  • Cora Turns 21

  • In Which Cora Spaces Out

  • Minority

  • Retson's Dream

  • Cora's Dream

  • And You Were There

  • Priscilla's Dream

  • Sealed Twice Over

  • Boys Are Snakes

  • Oh Yeah Homeschool

  • Proof

  • Toys For The Lonely

  • YOU WON

  • One Minute And Coutning

  • Worse

  • Problems Disappear

  • Senior Year

  • Two Weeks Notice

  • Youtube Hit

  • Aging Like Crazy

  • Joey Lying

  • High School is not Heaven

  • Social Engagement

  • Goodbye Cora

  • Kris Looks Bad

  • A Helping Hand

  • Addiction

  • Self Defense

  • Nyah

  • Priscilla is not Helpful

  • All Hail That Guy

  • Brotherly Love

  • Another Costume Party

  • The Grenade

  • Party Crashing Ozzie

  • Evan is Back

  • Good Point

  • A Bit Slow on the Uptake

  • Retson's Catchphrase

  • Always Been Cool

  • Did You Clone Me

  • Never Changes

  • Nothing Cooler Than That

  • The Master Plan

  • Necromantic Trivial Pursuit

  • Leather Coats Are Magic

  • Proud Father

  • Falling Hard

  • The Challenge

  • Kris is a Pervert

  • Vulcan Nerve Pinch

  • Time Wasted

  • Retson Is Not Funny

  • No. No no no.

  • Life Goal Achieved

  • Borrowed

  • Canon

  • Turtle Stacking

  • Professor Plum

  • Intelligent Companionship

  • Except Britney

  • Morbid Enthusiasm

  • Five to One

  • Melodramatic

  • Sincere is Practically a Hobo Now

  • Getting What She Wants

  • The Dumb One

  • Be Cuter

  • YOU MONSTER

  • Never Leave Me

  • Emily Pendragon

  • Hide

  • Everyone Is Balls

  • Evan Is Better Than You

  • Handcuffed

  • Ghost Bait

  • All He Ever Wanted

  • Same Old Song

  • Everyone is Still Balls

  • Evil Plot

  • Dirty Hands

  • Douchebaggery

  • Come On Up

  • A Vision of Loveliness

  • Priscilla is Not Tricky

  • Ask Me Anything

  • Making Ammends

  • Why Would You Even Say That

  • But I Called Dibs

  • Wednesday

  • Strip 300

  • Parental Banter

  • What Could Possibly Go Wrong

  • Investigation Pending

  • Love is a Joke

  • One Time

  • Something We Were Supposed to be Doing

  • Swirlies

  • Kris Works

  • Ah Yes That Uncle

  • My Next Guess

  • Zach Knows How Things Go Down

  • How to Not be Human

  • Smashing World Views

  • Not so Bitter Enemies

  • Cue Shenanigans

  • Love in the First Degree

  • Ew No Way

  • Fatherly Advice

  • They're Onto Me

  • Even More Ew

  • Evan's Feelings

  • A New Deal

  • Marcie Is Sort of a Girl

  • Spoken For

  • Two Girlfriends

  • Candyland

  • The Job

  • Gary Returns Once More

  • Called It

  • I Wouldn't Go Back Even If You Dragged Me

  • Speaking to Danny

  • Keith

  • Danish Mutiny

  • The Lengths We Go to for Beauty

  • Must be Lying

  • Alchemy

  • Never Asked, Never Told

  • Joey Can't Handle It

  • The Overdue Slap

  • Never Would've Worked Out Anyway

  • Ungodly Hour

  • The Burglar

  • DON'T MAKE ME PULL THIS CAR OVER

  • Freak Contest

  • Gavin Gavel

  • Diploma

  • The Sign

  • Please Stat Seated fir Your Health

  • Impressive

  • As Pris Was Sleeping

  • Awake

  • The Speech

  • Meanwhile Under the Bleachers

  • Ralph Sets Things in Motion

  • All The Blood

  • Official Capacity

  • Being American

  • Triplicate

  • What plan

  • Confusion One

  • Confusion Two

  • Probably Not, Ugo

  • Unhappy Henchman

  • Britney Breaks

  • Worse for Wear

  • The Most Important Day of Your Life

  • I CAN'T HEAR YOU WHAT

  • Lee

  • Evan is Basically Joey Now

  • End Part 1

  • Concerned Co-Worker

  • I Need My Invisible Sunglasses

  • The Eyepatch

  • TELL ME

  • Bros Before Hos

  • Thing to See Before You Die

  • Joke's on You

  • Desiccation

  • Danny The Complete Bastard

  • Everyone Hates Danny

  • I Love You, Man

  • A Bloo Bloo Bloo

  • Wherein Priscilla Has Something to Say

  • This is Why We Don't All Hang Out

  • Payback

  • So Far

  • The Grasshopper Becomes The Master

  • End Graduation and Goodbye Part 2

  • A Day in the Life of

  • Orphanage

  • Gary is Number One

  • Badgie

  • Nothing is Ever Wrong

  • Patch Job

  • In Which Keith Has a Proposition

  • One, Two

  • Toffee's Story

  • Unpatch Job

  • Contracting Toffee

  • So Normal

  • Dinner For Four

  • Jordan

  • Just Say No

  • Learning Experience

  • Cartoon

  • All Work And No Play

  • The Ceremony

  • Negotiations

  • Marcie's Postcard

  • Has There Been One Called The Break-Up

  • Toffee. You're Dead.

  • Stomp Stomp Stomp

  • Mitchie

  • Judgement From The Shadows

  • Oh, yes, THAT trick

  • Perverted

  • Out of Touch

  • In Which Everyone Takes Their Shirt Off

  • Blood Oath

  • Ayvil Playn

  • Toast or Vampires

  • Which Came First

  • Hello

  • Always The Ex

  • Nothing Else Better To Do

  • Introductions

  • Dibs

  • Secret Glare

  • Escape Route

  • Old Lady Kung Fu

  • Staying

  • Dinner

  • Mitchie and Kris Make a Deal

  • She Likes It

  • Werewolf

  • Problem Not Solved

  • Tattle-Tale

  • Everybody Dates Kris

  • Pretty

  • Serious Face

  • A Wordy Bit of Backstory

  • It's Official

  • As Previously Established

  • Tearful Goodbyes

  • Breal Libe

  • Existential Crisis

  • A Legend Dies

  • Stick in the Mud

  • Called It

  • Selective Hearing

  • OH THAT'S WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON

  • Don't Mind Me

  • Cooties

  • The Skipper

  • Meow Mix

  • Jim

  • Exception

  • Alien Language

  • The Answer is Yes

  • Because They Read

  • An Almost Sincere Confession

  • Ralph Comes Out

  • Ralph's Mom is the Best Mom

  • Love Bug

  • Jerk Rabbit

  • Friendly Visit

  • TV Lies

  • Stop Being a Bee

  • The Anniversary

  • It's a nice Shirt

  • Persistence

  • In Which an Awkward Moment is Had

  • No Seriously You Should Watch It

  • Yum

  • Cute Overload

  • Friendship IS a Benefit

  • Lost Dog

  • Single Minded Mistress

  • The Wedding Invite

  • Hindsight

  • A Dirty Joke

  • The Ride Home

  • Youth Hostel

  • Youth Harem

  • Luca is Hungry

  • Doggie CPR

  • The Tough Jobs

  • We Are Not Having This Discussion Again

  • Naked on the Lawn

  • Karate

  • Vivi's True Age

  • Melodrama and Phone Calls

  • Nice to Meet You

  • Humanity

  • The Funeral Date

  • Contracts are Seen not Heard

  • A Statement About Marriage

  • Spice Things Up

  • Celebration of Life

  • Clearing a Room

  • Honka Honka

  • Don't Ask

  • The Truth is Hard to Swallow

  • Tired Old Game

  • Sinking in

  • A Wasted Apology

  • Work Percentages

  • Glee

  • Library Book

  • We've Met

  • Pris is Not Funny

  • Never Ever Ever

  • No Seriously Not Hot at All

  • Icy

  • A Goodbye for Ralph

  • Just Give me a Sec

  • In Which Keith Has Lost It

  • Up on the Rooftop

  • Future Trivia Question

  • Who The Crap

  • Oblivious to a Point

  • Kris Drops In

  • One Sided Lovers Spat

  • Going Out

  • All Excellent Points

  • Never Any Hijinx

  • Wingwoman

  • And Then, Reality

  • Wil

  • Auditory Hallucinations

  • Seen Some Weird Things

  • Yes, Again

  • Sobering Up

  • Describing Everyone She Knows

  • Slumber Party Effect

  • Insanity is Contagious

  • Oink Oink

  • Nope Not a Thing

  • A Rousing Sentiment

  • Because He Hates You

  • The Unfairness of Living

  • Getting Down

  • Pep Talk

  • Twu Wuv

  • Vampire Math

  • KRAD

  • Furry

  • In The Heat of The Moment

  • Kay Eye Es Es Eye En Gee

  • Danny Confesses

  • No Reason

  • You Know Danny

  • Furry 2

  • Keith's Dream

  • Furry End

  • Pbbbbbbbbbhhhttt

  • Maybe He Can't Make Long Distance Calls

  • Double Schemes

  • Army of Two

  • Contractual Complications

  • Wedding Day

  • High-Speed Re-Brainwashing

  • The Scream

  • Eye Exam

  • Hypothesizing

  • Check Behind You

  • A Long Line of Heartbreak

  • Bangin

  • Getting Over Ross and Rachel

  • Intelligence Quotient

  • A Resounding Yes

  • They're Nice

  • Financial Advice

  • The Friendship Graph

  • So I Need You

  • Master Manipulator

  • Butt of the Joke

  • Refreshments

  • Cold Shower Tuesday

  • Question Game

  • Nice Guys and Babies

  • The Pitch

  • Vampire Prejudices

  • How Luciano's Days Are Spent

  • A Dentist

  • A Difference in Tastes

  • Prime Real Estate

  • SSSST

  • New Eye

  • Misunderstanding

  • Date Night

  • Denny's Returns

  • Doggie Bag

  • Not-So-Master Prankster

  • Simultaneous Dinner Date

  • Where Things Don't Work Out

  • Bacony Goodness

  • Where Things Do Work Out

  • Looking Up

  • SSST Again

  • Top Secret

  • Covering Bases

  • On Again Off Again Mystery Again

  • Mystery Solved

  • Covert Grief Operation

  • Versions of Reality

  • Keith is a Dog

  • The Bryants

  • Generational Rift

  • Because That's Less Creepy

  • Stages of Grief

  • Tag Teaming

  • Comforting Words

  • Shtick

  • Keith and Kris

  • Kindred Spirits

  • Vampires Have Poor Taste

  • Gator on my Lawn Ipod on Random

  • Vivi Returns

  • Shocking Surprise

  • PDA

  • Mysterious Disappearence

  • Trenchcoat

  • Sleeping Stinky

  • Eating Helps

  • Eavesdropping

  • Luci Ain't Give a Shiznit

  • Secret Technique

  • Secret Technique 2

  • Ouija

  • Gossip Ghost

  • Forever Joey

  • It's All in the Face

  • Boner Boner Boner

  • Staying Home Sick

  • The Battle Begins

  • Vivi Rivals Pris in Unfunnyness

  • Recognition

  • High Opinion

  • A Petty Victory

  • Dramatis Persona

  • Curse Word

  • CODE NINE

  • Text Messaged Pity

  • Trio

  • Fourth Musketeer

  • Best at Concealment

  • Putt Putt

  • Priffee

  • Nothing More Than Feelings

  • Healing

  • Haircut

  • Royal We

  • Motivation

  • Impression

  • Past and Present Tense

  • Healing Two

  • The Slow Clap

  • Options

  • Oh Hey Lee Again

  • Trivia Card

  • Friends and Family

  • The Call

  • Ghostly Feels

  • Weirdness Factor

  • Crowning Achievement

  • Phasing

  • Phase One

  • Phase Two

  • And The Award For Best Actor

  • Trapped

  • Rot in Hell

  • You're Just That Easy to Hate

  • The Rescue Effort

  • Phase Three

  • Conscience

  • You Really Really Are

  • Compelling

  • Sizzling

  • The Differences Between Us

  • Friendship King

  • Business Problems

  • Summertime in the City

  • Because Reasons

  • Childhood

  • Veeves and Comfort

  • Sand

  • Put Words In My Mouth

  • Nobody

  • Caring Hands

  • Helping Hands

  • STAHP

  • Sing Song Day

  • Fliers

  • Not So Different From Pris After All

  • The Dating Game

  • Chemistry

  • The Dating Game Continued

  • Truth Shall Set You Free

  • Not So Great at Parties

  • Time Stamp

  • Vivi, Stop

  • You're Okay Too

  • Surprise Gift

  • Never Good

  • The Greatest Gift of All

  • Age is Just a Number

  • Implied Incest

  • Keith Proves a Point

  • Kissing Gourami

  • Point of View One

  • Point of View Two

  • Oceanic Leaches

  • Spring Break for Ralph

  • Real-Life Pac Man

  • A Mother's Dream

  • Timely Fineness

  • Trading Problems

  • Detective Danny

  • Jim the Weirdo

  • We Should Talk Someday

  • Not Hiding Anything

  • There, There

  • As Dramatic as Possible

  • Joseph and Primrose

  • Identity Crisis

  • Scrapbook Memories

  • Basic Math

  • The Meaning of Life

  • She Isn't

  • It Isn't

  • At Least We Said Goodbye

  • All of You are The Worst

  • Shyte Getting Rayl

  • Hell is Other Ghosts

  • CHANGE

  • Saving Toffee

  • Zach is Also The Worst

  • Plothole Flashback

  • Flippin. FINALLY.

  • Plothole Current

  • Don't Look Eager

  • The End