Bendy Straw Vampires

  • The Beginning
  • Meet Danny
  • Take a Bite
  • What a Tool
  • Touche
  • Bam
  • Retson and Evan
  • Foooos
  • Best of Three
  • Lemme Guess
  • Toothpaste
  • Exposition is Boring
  • Moobs
  • Made him Uncomfortable
  • On Contracts
  • Playah Hatahs
  • Daniel Craig is Unattractive
  • As in Baby Kangaroo
  • Gwaaaaa
  • Bloodmobile
  • The Article
  • Presents
  • Way to Make us Feel Bad
  • Casual High-Five
  • Doors
  • Getting out of Trouble
  • Youngins
  • Swimming Lessons are for the Living
  • Brotherly Noogie
  • Magical Disguise
  • Lick Lick
  • Attendance
  • Left Alone and Lonely
  • In Remembrance
  • Hallucination
  • Vampires Totally go to Movies
  • On Crashing Funerals
  • Vampires Create Awkward Silences
  • Lanyards
  • Up on the Rooftop
  • Party Pooper
  • Wrestling Streamers
  • Evan Exits
  • BOO
  • Professionals Acting Professionally
  • Piggyback
  • Cora Has a Warning
  • Demonic Proof
  • Hostage
  • Prone to Moodiness
  • Because Its Your Nickname
  • Great Hair
  • She Prolly Tastes Great
  • Vapid Bimbette
  • Slurping
  • American Accent
  • Just Walk Away
  • Unfair
  • Invite
  • Oomce Oomce Oomce
  • Where The Party At
  • Reality
  • Freaking Basket Of Kittens
  • Everyone Is Happy
  • Cleaning Up
  • I Just Love You
  • Hid In The Guttah
  • Oh Em Gee Drama
  • Oh Silly Joey
  • Ignorance Is Bliss
  • Hypothetically
  • Oof
  • Bothersome Vampires
  • Leviticus
  • On Heaven
  • Three Cute Ones
  • Who Ya Gonna Call
  • To Be Continued
  • Strange Farewell
  • Perv
  • Respected and Feared
  • Child Leash
  • Abandonment Issues
  • Evan is Sexy
  • Sword Fight
  • Ambitions
  • Men are Confusing
  • Making a Move
  • Number
  • Zach Ruins Exposition
  • Real Vamps Have Nice Hair
  • Funeral Home
  • Accent
  • Discovery
  • NecroNancy Sounds Like Six
  • The Threat
  • Rejoice
  • Danny is Annoying
  • Xsssh
  • Strip 100 is Uneventful
  • Ticking Normally
  • Crazy Talk
  • Argument
  • Lesson Learned
  • Nice Save
  • Leader
  • Brain Bagels
  • Twenty-Something Boys
  • Who Cares
  • Prick
  • Sincere The Slayer
  • Trust Issues
  • Diplomacy
  • Not a Ghost
  • Gary is a Creeper
  • Family Meeting
  • American School System
  • Buffet
  • Not Real Unless Facebook is Involved
  • Gossip Monger
  • Enrolling
  • Joey is Real
  • Supermarket Encounter
  • Zach is Rice Cakes
  • Way of the World
  • Chocolate
  • Anniversary
  • No Contract
  • Replacement
  • Walter
  • Ghostly Senility
  • The Puppies Deserved It
  • If Memory Serves
  • Danny is Good for Something
  • Really?
  • Good Point
  • And Post it
  • Bears
  • Cora is Right Again
  • Southern Comfort
  • Feel Sorry for me
  • Denny's Attracts Unhappiness
  • Attached
  • Democratic Demon
  • Late 20's
  • Atonement
  • Sneak Sneak Sneak
  • King of Stealth
  • Abe Lincoln
  • AHA
  • Kristyn
  • Head Injury
  • Danny has a Moment of Clarity
  • Best Vampire Anything
  • Living Forever
  • NOM
  • Taking Danny Seriously
  • Film It
  • A Touching Moment
  • Zach Seems Different
  • Ew
  • The Key is to Live Stress Free
  • In Which Hilarity Ensues
  • Vervain
  • Now-Ish
  • Mother Daughter Relationship
  • Bela Lugosi
  • Cora in Charge
  • Company Kept
  • Pals Heh
  • Employment
  • No Habla English
  • Getting It
  • Ret Has a Good Idea
  • The Drop
  • Vampires Are Not Nice
  • Going to the Hospital
  • I Could Stay
  • POOP Face
  • Moving Out
  • Can I See Your ID
  • And Get Headaches in the Basement
  • So Middle School
  • Stoicism
  • Growing Up
  • Succubus
  • PUT IT BACK IN
  • Oops
  • Deja Vu
  • Distracting
  • But I Won't
  • Keep Your Claws Off
  • Stab Stab Stab
  • The Woods Are Exciting
  • Master Garretscus
  • You Guys Are Great
  • Morbid
  • But If Kris Is There
  • Not So Hostile Take Over
  • Ret's Powers
  • Strip Two Hundred
  • So Yeah
  • Vampires Are Asshats
  • Kris is a Freak
  • Compel Me, Baby
  • You Gonna Finish That?
  • Three Guesses
  • Faking My Own Suicide
  • Never Leave
  • Apathy
  • Cora Turns 21
  • In Which Cora Spaces Out
  • Minority
  • Retson's Dream
  • Cora's Dream
  • And You Were There
  • Priscilla's Dream
  • Sealed Twice Over
  • Boys Are Snakes
  • Oh Yeah Homeschool
  • Proof
  • Toys For The Lonely
  • YOU WON
  • One Minute And Coutning
  • Worse
  • Problems Disappear
  • Senior Year
  • Two Weeks Notice
  • Youtube Hit
  • Aging Like Crazy
  • Joey Lying
  • High School is not Heaven
  • Social Engagement
  • Goodbye Cora
  • Kris Looks Bad
  • A Helping Hand
  • Addiction
  • Self Defense
  • Nyah
  • Priscilla is not Helpful
  • All Hail That Guy
  • Brotherly Love
  • Another Costume Party
  • The Grenade
  • Party Crashing Ozzie
  • Evan is Back
  • Good Point
  • A Bit Slow on the Uptake
  • Retson's Catchphrase
  • Always Been Cool
  • Did You Clone Me
  • Never Changes
  • Nothing Cooler Than That
  • The Master Plan
  • Necromantic Trivial Pursuit
  • Leather Coats Are Magic
  • Proud Father
  • Falling Hard
  • The Challenge
  • Kris is a Pervert
  • Vulcan Nerve Pinch
  • Time Wasted
  • Retson Is Not Funny
  • No. No no no.
  • Life Goal Achieved
  • Borrowed
  • Canon
  • Turtle Stacking
  • Professor Plum
  • Intelligent Companionship
  • Except Britney
  • Morbid Enthusiasm
  • Five to One
  • Melodramatic
  • Sincere is Practically a Hobo Now
  • Getting What She Wants
  • The Dumb One
  • Be Cuter
  • YOU MONSTER
  • Never Leave Me
  • Emily Pendragon
  • Hide
  • Everyone Is Balls
  • Evan Is Better Than You
  • Handcuffed
  • Ghost Bait
  • All He Ever Wanted
  • Same Old Song
  • Everyone is Still Balls
  • Evil Plot
  • Dirty Hands
  • Douchebaggery
  • Come On Up
  • A Vision of Loveliness
  • Priscilla is Not Tricky
  • Ask Me Anything
  • Making Ammends
  • Why Would You Even Say That
  • But I Called Dibs
  • Wednesday
  • Strip 300
  • Parental Banter
  • What Could Possibly Go Wrong
  • Investigation Pending
  • Love is a Joke
  • One Time
  • Something We Were Supposed to be Doing
  • Swirlies
  • Kris Works
  • Ah Yes That Uncle
  • My Next Guess
  • Zach Knows How Things Go Down
  • How to Not be Human
  • Smashing World Views
  • Not so Bitter Enemies
  • Cue Shenanigans
  • Love in the First Degree
  • Ew No Way
  • Fatherly Advice
  • They're Onto Me
  • Even More Ew
  • Evan's Feelings
  • A New Deal
  • Marcie Is Sort of a Girl
  • Spoken For
  • Two Girlfriends
  • Candyland
  • The Job
  • Gary Returns Once More
  • Called It
  • I Wouldn't Go Back Even If You Dragged Me
  • Speaking to Danny
  • Keith
  • Danish Mutiny
  • The Lengths We Go to for Beauty
  • Must be Lying
  • Alchemy
  • Never Asked, Never Told
  • Joey Can't Handle It
  • The Overdue Slap
  • Never Would've Worked Out Anyway
  • Ungodly Hour
  • The Burglar
  • DON'T MAKE ME PULL THIS CAR OVER
  • Freak Contest
  • Gavin Gavel
  • Diploma
  • The Sign
  • Please Stat Seated fir Your Health
  • Impressive
  • As Pris Was Sleeping
  • Awake
  • The Speech
  • Meanwhile Under the Bleachers
  • Ralph Sets Things in Motion
  • All The Blood
  • Official Capacity
  • Being American
  • Triplicate
  • What plan
  • Confusion One
  • Confusion Two
  • Probably Not, Ugo
  • Unhappy Henchman
  • Britney Breaks
  • Worse for Wear
  • The Most Important Day of Your Life
  • I CAN'T HEAR YOU WHAT
  • Lee
  • Evan is Basically Joey Now
  • End Part 1
  • Concerned Co-Worker
  • I Need My Invisible Sunglasses
  • The Eyepatch
  • TELL ME
  • Bros Before Hos
  • Thing to See Before You Die
  • Joke's on You
  • Desiccation
  • Danny The Complete Bastard
  • Everyone Hates Danny
  • I Love You, Man
  • A Bloo Bloo Bloo
  • Wherein Priscilla Has Something to Say
  • This is Why We Don't All Hang Out
  • Payback
  • So Far
  • The Grasshopper Becomes The Master
  • End Graduation and Goodbye Part 2
  • A Day in the Life of
  • Orphanage
  • Gary is Number One
  • Badgie
  • Nothing is Ever Wrong
  • Patch Job
  • In Which Keith Has a Proposition
  • One, Two
  • Toffee's Story
  • Unpatch Job
  • Contracting Toffee
  • So Normal
  • Dinner For Four
  • Jordan
  • Just Say No
  • Learning Experience
  • Cartoon
  • All Work And No Play
  • The Ceremony
  • Negotiations
  • Marcie's Postcard
  • Has There Been One Called The Break-Up
  • Toffee. You're Dead.
  • Stomp Stomp Stomp
  • Mitchie
  • Judgement From The Shadows
  • Oh, yes, THAT trick
  • Perverted
  • Out of Touch
  • In Which Everyone Takes Their Shirt Off
  • Blood Oath
  • Ayvil Playn
  • Toast or Vampires
  • Which Came First
  • Hello
  • Always The Ex
  • Nothing Else Better To Do
  • Introductions
  • Dibs
  • Secret Glare
  • Escape Route
  • Old Lady Kung Fu
  • Staying
  • Dinner
  • Mitchie and Kris Make a Deal
  • She Likes It
  • Werewolf
  • Problem Not Solved
  • Tattle-Tale
  • Everybody Dates Kris
  • Pretty
  • Serious Face
  • A Wordy Bit of Backstory
  • It's Official
  • As Previously Established
  • Tearful Goodbyes
  • Breal Libe
  • Existential Crisis
  • A Legend Dies
  • Stick in the Mud
  • Called It
  • Selective Hearing
  • OH THAT'S WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON
  • Don't Mind Me
  • Cooties
  • The Skipper
  • Meow Mix
  • Jim
  • Exception
  • Alien Language
  • The Answer is Yes
  • Because They Read
  • An Almost Sincere Confession
  • Ralph Comes Out
  • Ralph's Mom is the Best Mom
  • Love Bug
  • Jerk Rabbit
  • Friendly Visit
  • TV Lies
  • Stop Being a Bee
  • The Anniversary
  • It's a nice Shirt
  • Persistence
  • In Which an Awkward Moment is Had
  • No Seriously You Should Watch It
  • Yum
  • Cute Overload
  • Friendship IS a Benefit
  • Lost Dog
  • Single Minded Mistress
  • The Wedding Invite
  • Hindsight
  • A Dirty Joke
  • The Ride Home
  • Youth Hostel
  • Youth Harem
  • Luca is Hungry
  • Doggie CPR
  • The Tough Jobs
  • We Are Not Having This Discussion Again
  • Naked on the Lawn
  • Karate
  • Vivi's True Age
  • Melodrama and Phone Calls
  • Nice to Meet You
  • Humanity
  • The Funeral Date
  • Contracts are Seen not Heard
  • A Statement About Marriage
  • Spice Things Up
  • Celebration of Life
  • Clearing a Room
  • Honka Honka
  • Don't Ask
  • The Truth is Hard to Swallow
  • Tired Old Game
  • Sinking in
  • A Wasted Apology
  • Work Percentages
  • Glee
  • Library Book
  • We've Met
  • Pris is Not Funny
  • Never Ever Ever
  • No Seriously Not Hot at All
  • Icy
  • A Goodbye for Ralph
  • Just Give me a Sec
  • In Which Keith Has Lost It
  • Up on the Rooftop
  • Future Trivia Question
  • Who The Crap
  • Oblivious to a Point
  • Kris Drops In
  • One Sided Lovers Spat
  • Going Out
  • All Excellent Points
  • Never Any Hijinx
  • Wingwoman
  • And Then, Reality
  • Wil
  • Auditory Hallucinations
  • Seen Some Weird Things
  • Yes, Again
  • Sobering Up
  • Describing Everyone She Knows
  • Slumber Party Effect
  • Insanity is Contagious
  • Oink Oink
  • Nope Not a Thing
  • A Rousing Sentiment
  • Because He Hates You
  • The Unfairness of Living
  • Getting Down
  • Pep Talk
  • Twu Wuv
  • Vampire Math
  • KRAD
  • Furry
  • In The Heat of The Moment
  • Kay Eye Es Es Eye En Gee
  • Danny Confesses
  • No Reason
  • You Know Danny
  • Furry 2
  • Keith's Dream
  • Furry End
  • Pbbbbbbbbbhhhttt
  • Maybe He Can't Make Long Distance Calls
  • Double Schemes
  • Army of Two
  • Contractual Complications
  • Wedding Day
  • High-Speed Re-Brainwashing
  • The Scream
  • Eye Exam
  • Hypothesizing
  • Check Behind You
  • A Long Line of Heartbreak
  • Bangin
  • Getting Over Ross and Rachel
  • Intelligence Quotient
  • A Resounding Yes
  • They're Nice
  • Financial Advice
  • The Friendship Graph
  • So I Need You
  • Master Manipulator
  • Butt of the Joke
  • Refreshments
  • Cold Shower Tuesday
  • Question Game
  • Nice Guys and Babies
  • The Pitch
  • Vampire Prejudices
  • How Luciano's Days Are Spent
  • A Dentist
  • A Difference in Tastes
  • Prime Real Estate
  • SSSST
  • New Eye
  • Misunderstanding
  • Date Night
  • Denny's Returns
  • Doggie Bag
  • Not-So-Master Prankster
  • Simultaneous Dinner Date
  • Where Things Don't Work Out
  • Bacony Goodness
  • Where Things Do Work Out
  • Looking Up
  • SSST Again
  • Top Secret
  • Covering Bases
  • On Again Off Again Mystery Again
  • Mystery Solved
  • Covert Grief Operation
  • Versions of Reality
  • Keith is a Dog
  • The Bryants
  • Generational Rift
  • Because That's Less Creepy
  • Stages of Grief
  • Tag Teaming
  • Comforting Words
  • Shtick
  • Keith and Kris
  • Kindred Spirits
  • Vampires Have Poor Taste
  • Gator on my Lawn Ipod on Random
  • Vivi Returns
  • Shocking Surprise
  • PDA
  • Mysterious Disappearence
  • Trenchcoat
  • Sleeping Stinky
  • Eating Helps
  • Eavesdropping
  • Luci Ain't Give a Shiznit
  • Secret Technique
  • Secret Technique 2
  • Ouija
  • Gossip Ghost
  • Forever Joey
  • It's All in the Face
  • Boner Boner Boner
  • Staying Home Sick
  • The Battle Begins
  • Vivi Rivals Pris in Unfunnyness
  • Recognition
  • High Opinion
  • A Petty Victory
  • Dramatis Persona
  • Curse Word
  • CODE NINE
  • Text Messaged Pity
  • Trio
  • Fourth Musketeer
  • Best at Concealment
  • Putt Putt
  • Priffee
  • Nothing More Than Feelings
  • Healing
  • Haircut
  • Royal We
  • Motivation
  • Impression
  • Past and Present Tense
  • Healing Two
  • The Slow Clap
  • Options
  • Oh Hey Lee Again
  • Trivia Card
  • Friends and Family
  • The Call
  • Ghostly Feels
  • Weirdness Factor
  • Crowning Achievement
  • Phasing
  • Phase One
  • Phase Two
  • And The Award For Best Actor
  • Trapped
  • Rot in Hell
  • You're Just That Easy to Hate
  • The Rescue Effort
  • Phase Three
  • Conscience
  • You Really Really Are
  • Compelling
  • Sizzling
  • The Differences Between Us
  • Friendship King
  • Business Problems
  • Summertime in the City
  • Because Reasons
  • Childhood
  • Veeves and Comfort
  • Sand
  • Put Words In My Mouth
  • Nobody
  • Caring Hands
  • Helping Hands
  • STAHP
  • Sing Song Day
  • Fliers
  • Not So Different From Pris After All
  • The Dating Game
  • Chemistry
  • The Dating Game Continued
  • Truth Shall Set You Free
  • Not So Great at Parties
  • Time Stamp
  • Vivi, Stop
  • You're Okay Too
  • Surprise Gift
  • Never Good
  • The Greatest Gift of All
  • Age is Just a Number
  • Implied Incest
  • Keith Proves a Point
  • Kissing Gourami
  • Point of View One
  • Point of View Two
  • Oceanic Leaches
  • Spring Break for Ralph
  • Real-Life Pac Man
  • A Mother's Dream
  • Timely Fineness
  • Trading Problems
  • Detective Danny
  • Jim the Weirdo
  • We Should Talk Someday
  • Not Hiding Anything
  • There, There
  • As Dramatic as Possible
  • Joseph and Primrose
  • Identity Crisis
  • Scrapbook Memories
  • Basic Math
  • The Meaning of Life
  • She Isn't
  • It Isn't
  • At Least We Said Goodbye
  • All of You are The Worst
  • Shyte Getting Rayl
  • Hell is Other Ghosts
  • CHANGE
  • Saving Toffee
  • Zach is Also The Worst
  • Plothole Flashback
  • Flippin. FINALLY.
  • Plothole Current
  • Don't Look Eager
  • The End